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"He Who Does Not Have Ovaries" Statement Shirt
"He Who Does Not Have Ovaries" Statement Shirt
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This tee says exactly what many women are thinking—and says it without apology.
Printed front and center is the message:
“He who does not have ovaries, shall not make laws for those who do. – Fallopians 24:7.”
The design is bold, easy to read, and meant to be seen. The fit is relaxed and comfortable, made from soft cotton that feels good all day. Wear it while you’re running errands, meeting friends, or making a statement without saying a word. You’ll reach for this shirt often because it’s comfortable and it means something.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 | 24.25 | 25.50 |
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly, midweight cotton with a vintage, slightly flecked Natural option
- Runs larger for a relaxed, roomy fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for comfortable, ethical wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
